another gay senator

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8556852.stm

Gershon Wolf OMG, another one! I'm so glad I'm not gay. I might wake up one morning and find out I'm a Republican!




do not drink and drive, you might spill your drink on your gerbil.




Act II 

SCENE TEN 
STICK IT OUT 


JOE: 
Fick mich, du miserabler hurensohn 
Fick mich, du miserabler hurensohn 
Streck ihn aus 
Streck aus deinen heifien gelockten. 
Streck ihn aus 
Streck aus deinen' heinen gelockten 
Streck ihn aus 
Streck aus deinen heiften gelockten schwanz 
Ah-ee-ahee-ahhhhh! 
Mach es sehr schnell 
Rein und raus 
Magisches Schwein 
Mach es sehr schnell 
Rein und raus 
Magisches Schwein 
Bis es spritzt, spritzt, spritzt Feuer! 
Bis es spritzt, spritzt, spritzt Feuer! 
Aber beklecker nicht das Sofa, Sofa! 
Aber beklecker nicht das Sofa, Sofa! 
Aber beklecker nicht das Sofa, Sofa! 
Aber beklecker nicht das Sofa, Sofa! 

Stunned by JOE's command of its native tongue, a gleaming model 
XQJ-37 nuclear powered Pan-Sexual Roto-Plooker named SY BORG 
(previously thought to be the son of the lady who called the Police on cut 
two, side I), spindles over to JOE and says.. 

SY BORG: 
Pick me...I'm clean... 
I am also programmed for conversational English. 

This stuns JOE, who stands there speechless for a moment. Smitten by 
JOE's animal magnetism, SY continues... 

SY BORG: 
May I have this dance? 
And JOE, looking sharp in his housewife costume with the napkin on 
his head and the yellow chiffon apron, responds boldly by repeating the 
entreaty originally delivered in Deutsch in its conversational English form, 
so that his intentions regarding the Appliance will be made perfectly clear... 

JOE: 
I've got a better idea... 
Fuck me, you ugly son of a bitch 
You ugly son of a bitch 
Fuck me, you ugly son of a bitch 
Stick it out 
Stick out yer hot curly weenie 
Stick it out 
Stick out yer hot curly weenie 
Stick it out 
Stick out yer hot curly weenie 
Weenie.. .weenie, weenie, weenie! 
Make it go fast 
In and out, 
Magical Pig 
Make it go fast 
In and out, 
Magical Pig 
Till it squirts, squirts, squirts, squirts 
Fire 
Till it squirts, squirts, squirts, squirts 
Fire 
Don't get no jizz upon that sofa, sofa 
Don't get no jizz upon that sofa, sofa 
Don't get no jizz upon that sofa, sofa 
Don't get no jizz upon that sofa, sofa 

Whereupon, in order to prove to JOE that he is no ordinary Appliance, 
SY quotes a few lines of traditional American Love Poetry... 

SY BORG: 
What s a girl like you 
Doing in a place like this? 
Do you come here often? 
Wail a minute... 
I ve got it... 
You're an Italian... 
What? 
You're Jewish? 
Lore your nails.. 
Yon must be a Libra.... 
Your place or mine? 
Your place or mine? 
Your place or mine? 
Your place or mine. 
See the chrome 
Feel the chrome 
Touch the chrome 
Heal the chrome 
See the screaming 
Hot black steaming 
Iridescent naugahyde python screaming 
Steam Roller! 

CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER: 
This is the CENTRAL SCRU

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